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-Good evening, you have the show?
-show? Books we really here ...
-series, books on show, you see, like those of MTV (cited impossible name to remember).
-No, I'm afraid not.
same place two nights later, still one of the first customers, looking at the books for babies in cloth.
-Belli, are pot holders for pots?

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The Mint

Chicca heard some years ago in a course of Italian literature at the University of Turin (monographic course on rate). Some students during the break are close to the chair and stare curiously a copy of L'Aminta "comment:-AO, but you had understood that if he wrote cosssì? I thought it was "The Mint". Answer: - I thought we had "Laminta 'all' nzieme. But you can
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Gianna C.

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December, time charts, budgets, neuroses and great job (a little 'expected, a bit' feared) in the library. Thankfully a book is always one of the best (in all senses) gifts you can make / receive. But decks that we do at Christmas! So, to make us laugh, and necks pilazze inundated with books, in my part of the year record requests funniest, absurd and bizarre, and at Christmas we print the best. Many would have the joy of Stefano Bartezzaghi ... Here is the compilation of "best" of 2006: the bookseller is better at what collects unflinchingly because the customer is always right, especially if you want a book, even when it makes the following demands:
-I want a book on Kubrick's cube
-Red and Black Standby
- The apocalypse of Socrates
-You have the Chronicles of Hernia? The hold-
here Sant'Antoine d'Exupery?
-Do you have a manual on how to make the black masses?
-The Moon and the Bonfires by Cesare Prandelli
-In Sophocles' philosophy does not find
-Yesterday, I lost you a denture, the mica you found?
And the winner is:
- I want something on LSD, electroshock and urine therapy .
But even the booksellers of damage striking responses / embarrassing / desperate at times. The best, the most emblematic of the year (see under "Syndrome megastore"), is as follows:
- There are 199 copies, but I can not find .
(from the pile of December 2006 under the heading "The angle of the bookseller," p.. 127)

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Clarity covers

Heard in the library of Arion River Square in Rome on 12/03/2007:
"I would like a book of which I do not know the title nor the author, but about two boys who meet ...."
The clerk replies, "It 's a bit vague!"
the girl: "The cover is clear!"
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Bo Diddley - You Can not Judge A Book By Its Cover (1965) Son

A kind of hymn: "You can not judge a book by its cover"! Great Bo Diddley, and great piece.

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satisfaction

"impossible questions. Pococi Find an author is named, wrote My name is James ..."
I look at it thoughtfully and say, "It is not looking for Potok My Name is Asher Lev?"
"Yes, but she is very good!"
Ah, the rewards of our work ...
Francesca S., Rome

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Zarathustra and Tonino

Hello,
my family has practiced his trade as a bookseller for many generations.
The incident dates back to the 60s when a young student in his spare time helped My father's library. My father had recently hired a salesman named Toni, who seemed very alert, even though it was a bit 'stutter. One afternoon
enter an existing customer and is aimed at new contracts, senzapreamboli, saying, "Thus Spake Zarathustra" stammering and Tonino said e.. .. That said .. he said.
I have never seen my father laugh out loud like that time. Best regards and good work

Lucio C. Bookseller
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IFMB Playing on Radiodue

Today at 13:45 the so-called Franco Zaio bookseller, the main collector of the FMB, interviewed as part of the sympathetic Radiodue program Playing , preceded from a song by Elisa and followed by a John Mellencamp (not bad! The symbol was KC & the Sunshine band, also). The interview had a very good feedback is on my phone than on the broadcast that was studded with blunders reported by listeners. The cult spreads. In the picture the two likeable leads: Five Anna and Homer Change. Thank you!

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Neurolibreria

Hello Francis,
work in a library summer of Romagna and goodies we have heard a lot of us too ... It 'a long time it buzzes in his head the idea of \u200b\u200bpublishing a booklet as your ... and we have screwed! I send you the link to our blog to pure collaborative spirit! It's called Neurolibreria. http://neurolibreria.blogspot.com/
look forward to hearing from you:) Congratulations ...
and see you soon! Luca
PS.Abbiamo in store also has a major "The Late Mattia Pascal Ei ... Why not place it as the title for the next little book? ;))

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Update goodies customers

Copioincollo the goodies collected by me in the library after the release of FMB .. These are phrases and requests of customers who have "harvested" with my ears with the help of my colleague Mirko preziosisssimo Mignone. I was told by some colleagues. Soon to be the gems of the booksellers, there is something for everyone!

Pago here or where there are solar panels? The small
Runner (= isolationist).
(Looking at the poster Yunus) now give him a Nobel Prize at all!
(Jan. 5) What came out again this year?
Men are from Venus ... oh well, all musse! KENT
Immanuel, Perpetual Peace.
When I dance I buy one hundred euro.
I would like a treatise on the owls.
BATTLES TO STEAM: Readings are for boys.
There is "a pear a day? (Mela. ..)
ULULARIA of Plautus.
You only books or something useful for school?
Excuse me, sometimes I have the overlay ... I
"Elogio del culo", but if you know of a woman or man?
(1 minute after opening) I already tried to look on the shelf, see if you find it?
I ask you who knows everything, by definition.
But tell me if you need to do a conference in a shop!
"Voices of Marrakesh" by Zanetti.
"How to become a historical materialists?" I do not know what it means!
'll excuse me, where I pound on the maffia?
Seeking a book on dinosaurs, but beautiful, with photographs, not drawings. I'm looking
NEZ Baricco.
(Surname Vitaliani?) No: Montagliani, Mont-THE-ANI (wink). You
books for houseplants?
ignorant of Moravia.
hundred thousand tins of iron.
Excuse me if I break my balls ... THE
Something about Juventus.
-Dad, what does it mean "Scipio's"? EEEE-, er ...
The potato is also good in white, let alone with ketchup (= menses).
I HEADED to give someone a book. The Tales of
ANDERSON.
Once there was a book on globalization, now there's nothing left?
Viscount MEZZANINE.
"Osteria rough."
(work edited by Sanguineti Booklet) But it is the candidate for mayor? Like hell I give 12 euro for that bastard. The Situationist
small (= isolationist).
GALLIMARDFELTRINELLIRIZZOLI That book editions.
Look, I am going to the bathroom I take diuretics?
But you're a monster! If you are sent away ruined here.
(on phone) Perfumery House?
There is a book about Bush that American?
children's books? (Beyond!) Even for children? (Even for kids!)
(Father to son question) Why are you so rude?
Have something on the movements of Sarzana '21?
(You have won on penalties!) We see that there were ...
What time do you close? (At eight o'clock.) Evening? (But that question is!?) You know, I come from outside ...
I would like a book by a writer on the fast food ... Ah! It's called ... Inge Feltrinelli!
Where are the books in the industry idiot? DEPOSIT
this book.
(In room) She's here ... the direction?
(In front of a shelf of ancient history) I'm looking for a book on the brain Animal ...
There is a travel book called "Only Planet"? I thought
in alphabetical order should be passed directly from A to C. ..
(Posted on package) Anna Rent "The banality of the sea"
Seeking a book of fiction underwater ... I
information. (For a book?) No, I wanted to know if you sell doves ... (No. ..) But it's not a grocery store?
(Al cell with raccoon tail) Yes, I'm here by Zeffirelli.
(Book of Ratzinger, € 19.50) Shit, I'm fucking Daddy!
(Try to Remember) What, that of the accordion?
We can not expect other COMBATTINO with weapons chosen by us. I would love
the book of that player ... DI PIETRO.
I only have them round globes? Those guides
beautiful, white, thick and hard (= Mondadori).
"The Jolly partisan." The Tales of SPILTON
Geronimo.
I have to give a book to a satyr, something itchy ...
I wish that I ate well and good digestion.
Look lady of this author there is only one book edition BROTHERS Frill !!!!---( customer) .- .. But noooo, the author is ONLY CHILD!
you something about swords and daggers Nazis? But yes-
his colleague, who does not understand what a tube ever!
The gift certificate is also expendable Feltrinelli bookstores do not? Marco
SCARAGLIO (Labor).
I want a book for my nephew who says BRUM BRUM TUN TUN.
Excuse me, she is of the house?
are books to read?
Canfora, even if it is communist, writes well.
What could help me, here I am not able to horizon ...
(on phone) Excuse me, but I'm a bit excited, is the first time I do ...
(Girl) I see phallic things everywhere!
Glue? (What Welsch?) No, the one to attack.
Grassie bellu zuenu!
But remember not failed? A package
me ... you do me I do it?
She is the warehouse?
CANOFILA I find in the area?
(comes in a week) So Slow?
ASTROLINDO Editions. We have them
vocabularies of foreign languages, the ones to make themselves understood?
editions of a book I BALSAMO.
"The CRESCENZA of Zeno."
PLAUTOLO Where are the books?
I feel liberated from the stream of passion ... Do you have that kind of book
type TRILL? - (Thriller) Do you have something
D'Alema? (No.) Then I take Mein Kampf ... Where can I find
CASTELLANEDA?
Elizabeth Bo (= Elizabeth Abbott!).
A book for a widow, age 65, single. (Comedy?) No, it's only ... (Newton?) No, you know, is alone, but she is only 65 years, something more spicy ... (Erotic?) Yeah, come on in erotic literature! ELEGY
the madness of Rotterdam, the Erasmus.
(child to one of us) Lord, before I belch!
(on phone) Feltrinelli, Mondadori are the same thing?
Aaah, beautiful Prague! (Have you been there?) No.
Fallaci's "Sciasciallà.
Blessed are the blind who will go peacefully into the gates of heaven.
(man and woman)-Let's go I broke the balls. Just-Sussi, today is the day the World cazzeggiano ...
(He received the sms on the phone?) I do not know, I was not home. The shady
Caesar with the apostrophe, but I'm not sure about Caesar.
E "extreme left and criminal "is not there?
(Mrs) With the fires of Recco us break my balls for three days.
You are exaggerated: you do not have everything, but everything!
Take a lunch break? Do mica also photocopies?
'ZAZA' on the tram "Queneau.
Sorry, I'm really abbelinata. And I'm not drunk!
Where gardening? was looking for a map of Vietnam ...
(Boy) Do you have a bathroom? (No, I'm sorry ...) Me the'm doing me!
When the book comes out of the responses on the prostate?
I speak for a moment in private? was looking for a book that explains how to behave in all situations of life ... If you have pictures of
Feltrinelli? (Type prints?) No, like snapshots from the portfolio. You
"Happiness in this world? (Yes) I fill the basket.
them back the rubber band: I would never want me to pay ... they did Feltrinelli laFeltrinelli increasingly less and less mate!
(Customer known) The white night is a real joke. Do people come just because it's free.
Of course this place is a fauna of heifers stud ... Julius Evola
you put it among the philosophers or fascists?
(Two Girls)-Are you engaged? No, I search the house.
(Elder to his wife) Here I come alone because you fuck with me.
She 's Lapidarium?
Journals communities are always, are everywhere, there are the right ones never, or hide?
looking for books by Italian authors of interesting topics that have not been translated into other languages. Given that there
you put your face on all the books that expose, I would like to know who wrote this book. A beautiful illustrated kamasutra
? It is not for us: we do not have time for these things. It spread
patchy.
The art of war FUN ZU.
(Speaking of "art ")-.... And not only in Rome but throughout the Romagna. What sull'innamoramento
Crepaz (= Crepet, On)
(indicating a picture on the cover) I was looking for an Italian psychologist Morelli type I've seen on TV, maybe that is ... (-What is Freud!)
I the first dictionary of Zanichelli, for children, in 12 languages.
Find the latest book in the mountains of Fabrizio Corona.
(80 year old lady in Genoa) I wanted to shit on those books for my nephew for 18 years that taught him to live.
(Convinced) books Geronimo Shilton? The dictionary of elementary school
Loacker (= Loescher).
discussed, sin side Toshtoi Toshtoieski there?
Can I ask you as your colleagues have to do to fix?
(E 'out of print) Luisa, do not have it! (But no ...)
Discounts Assolibro anything here? The French Revolution of
Fontanel (= Tocqueville)
(Dictionary of German) Give me that of Sanson.

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Corriere Mercantile Republic of

Corriere Mercantile today's mega-article (with pictures of our favorite bookseller) on the FMB. The cult grows. Thanks friend, blogger and journalist Diego Bruzzone, brilliant and funny. The only drawback: the text under the picture speaks of ' author Franco Zaio. Thank goodness I am not the author of all the nonsense, bordering the main "collector"! But it is just a detail in a huge article. Unfortunately, the CM is not online, and we content ourselves with yellowed clippings and photocopies to show the grandchildren. I can already see the scene: "Look how my grandfather liked to make the librarian!" "The bookseller, and what work was, Grandpa?" "What I found the books before the self-service. "

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On Friday

on Friday of the Republic, on pg. 123, in the post-it notes Culture (!) a nice short article with a greatest hits of FMB, entitled" Pages black. "The beginning of a cult ?