December, time charts, budgets, neuroses and great job (a little 'expected, a bit' feared) in the library. Thankfully a book is always one of the best (in all senses) gifts you can make / receive. But decks that we do at Christmas! So, to make us laugh, and necks pilazze inundated with books, in my part of the year record requests funniest, absurd and bizarre, and at Christmas we print the best. Many would have the joy of Stefano Bartezzaghi ... Here is the compilation of "best" of 2006: the bookseller is better at what collects unflinchingly because the customer is always right, especially if you want a book, even when it makes the following demands:
-I want a book on Kubrick's cube
-Red and Black Standby
- The apocalypse of Socrates
-You have the Chronicles of Hernia? The hold-
here Sant'Antoine d'Exupery?
-Do you have a manual on how to make the black masses?
-The Moon and the Bonfires by Cesare Prandelli
-In Sophocles' philosophy does not find
-Yesterday, I lost you a denture, the mica you found?
And the winner is:
- I want something on LSD, electroshock and urine therapy .
But even the booksellers of damage striking responses / embarrassing / desperate at times. The best, the most emblematic of the year (see under "Syndrome megastore"), is as follows:
- There are 199 copies, but I can not find .
(from the pile of December 2006 under the heading "The angle of the bookseller," p.. 127)
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