Friday, December 28, 2007

Personalized Ontario Plates



-Good evening, you have the show?
-show? Books we really here ...
-series, books on show, you see, like those of MTV (cited impossible name to remember).
-No, I'm afraid not.
same place two nights later, still one of the first customers, looking at the books for babies in cloth.
-Belli, are pot holders for pots?

Marco (Library Atlantis)

Monday, December 10, 2007

Best Thinning Shears?

The Mint

Chicca heard some years ago in a course of Italian literature at the University of Turin (monographic course on rate). Some students during the break are close to the chair and stare curiously a copy of L'Aminta "comment:-AO, but you had understood that if he wrote cosssì? I thought it was "The Mint". Answer: - I thought we had "Laminta 'all' nzieme. But you can
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Gianna C.

Friday, December 7, 2007

Why Everyone Is Always Sick In A House

rate a year ago

December, time charts, budgets, neuroses and great job (a little 'expected, a bit' feared) in the library. Thankfully a book is always one of the best (in all senses) gifts you can make / receive. But decks that we do at Christmas! So, to make us laugh, and necks pilazze inundated with books, in my part of the year record requests funniest, absurd and bizarre, and at Christmas we print the best. Many would have the joy of Stefano Bartezzaghi ... Here is the compilation of "best" of 2006: the bookseller is better at what collects unflinchingly because the customer is always right, especially if you want a book, even when it makes the following demands:
-I want a book on Kubrick's cube
-Red and Black Standby
- The apocalypse of Socrates
-You have the Chronicles of Hernia? The hold-
here Sant'Antoine d'Exupery?
-Do you have a manual on how to make the black masses?
-The Moon and the Bonfires by Cesare Prandelli
-In Sophocles' philosophy does not find
-Yesterday, I lost you a denture, the mica you found?
And the winner is:
- I want something on LSD, electroshock and urine therapy .
But even the booksellers of damage striking responses / embarrassing / desperate at times. The best, the most emblematic of the year (see under "Syndrome megastore"), is as follows:
- There are 199 copies, but I can not find .
(from the pile of December 2006 under the heading "The angle of the bookseller," p.. 127)